6-year-old: I was the first baby to come out of my mom’s bladder
Overheard by: Primary Presidency
March 11, 2009
Sunday School Teacher: Of all the miracles Jesus performed during his ministry, which one would you most like to have witnessed?
Member #1: I would like to have tasted the water that was turned into wine.
Member #2: I’ll drink to that!
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
Categories: General, Sunday School
March 10, 2009
Primary worker during sharing time: Today we are going to talk about how our fathers help build our families.
7-year-old: My dad is sick, he’s not building anything.
Overheard by: GoAskYourMom
Categories: Children, Primary
March 09, 2009
Chorister to a Sunbeam on his hands and knees: What are you looking for?
Sunbeam: My booger.
Overheard by: Looks-Like-A-Yellow-Cornflake
Categories: Children, Primary
March 08, 2009
Primary President: [Pours a scoop of dirt into a glass of water to demonstrate repentence]
CTR8: Hey, that looks like my dads chew!
Overheard by: Sister Eew
Categories: Children, Parents, Primary
March 07, 2009
3-year-old: We believe men will be punished for their own sins and not for adam’s transformers.
Overheard by: GW
Categories: Children, General
