Acting up little boy getting carried out of sacrament meeting by his mother: Bishop! Bishop!! Help! She’s gonna spank me!
Mother under her breath: I guess now everyone knows we spank at our house!
Overheard by: The Truth Shall Set You Free
March 19, 2009
Categories: Children, General, Sacrament Meeting
March 18, 2009
Mother: Honey, will you please go upstairs?
5-year-old daughter: I want to go to hockey sticks.
Mother: Please go upstairs and clean!
5-year-old daughter: No, I want YOU to take me to hockey sticks.
Father: She can take you.
Overheard by: Alana Lee
Categories: Children, General, Parents
March 17, 2009
Primary President during Sharing Time: Sometimes moms make things out of a box, like Mac and Cheese. Do your moms ever make anything that doesn’t come in a box?
Primary Children 1-5: No!
Primary Child #6: Yeah, it comes in a bag.
Overheard by: Alana Lee
Categories: Children, Primary
March 16, 2009
Bishop: And after you’re baptized, what church will you belong to?
8-year-old Girl: The Mormon church!
Bishop: Good, and what else are Mormons known as?
8-year-old girl: Losers?
Overheard by: Jessica
Categories: Children, General, Leadership
March 15, 2009
Teacher: How did Joseph Smith translate the Book of Mormon?
CTR 8 girl: Using the Antonym and Synonym.
Overheard by: thegrammarian
Categories: Children, Primary
March 14, 2009
CTR 5 girl: Wow! I like your flower!
Teacher: Well, thank you, I like your picture too.
CTR 5 girl: My uncle’s an artist!
Teacher: Oh really?
CTR 5 girl: Yeah, he works at a tattoo parlor!
Overheard by: Rat-a-tat-tat
Categories: Children, Primary
March 13, 2009
6-year-old: The Bishop’s job is to pay the bills.
Overheard by: And the EQP does the laundry
Categories: Children, Leadership, Primary
