March 26, 2009
Doctor: Well, Mrs. Olsen, we’ve talked about your high blood pressure and your medications. Are you experiencing any particular stress in your life?
Patient: Oh, yes! It’s the Sunbeams. They’re driving me crazy.
Doctor surprised: The sunbeams.
Patient: Yes. I’ve never had trouble with them before, but this group won’t sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the door and down the hall.
Doctor reaching for pen: Have you told anyone about this?
Patient: Of course. I told the president.
Doctor: Really! What did the President tell you?
Patient: She said Sunbeams are like that. I’m just going to have to learn to deal with them.
Doctor concerned that he may be missing something: I know people who are sensitive to sunbeams. Do they cause you to rash or anything?
Patient confused: A rash? No.
Doctor: What’s the biggest problem they’re creating?
Patient: It’s the noise. They just won’t quit talking.
Doctor astonished: The sunbeams are talking to you?
Patient: Well, yes. But mostly to each other.
Doctor: I see. Can anyone else hear them talking?
Patient after a moment of stunned silence: You’re not LDS, are you?
Overheard by: Lauren
Categories:
Children,
General,
Primary
March 25, 2009
Boy playing rock-paper-scissors: Rock, paper, Jesus!
Overheard by: Scissors
Categories:
Children,
Primary
March 24, 2009
Girl commenting on priesthood lined up to pass the sacrament arranged tallest to shortest: Look Dad, Raising the bar.
Overheard by: Jon Butler
Categories:
Children,
General,
Parents,
Sacrament Meeting
March 23, 2009
Primary Chorister: Raise your hand if you play an instrument.
9-year-old boy: Of course I play an instrument… I play the cell phone!
Overheard by: CrackMeUp
Categories:
Children,
Primary
March 22, 2009
10-year-old girl: Did you change your hair?
Primary President: Why yes, thank you for noticing.
10-year-old girl: It used to look better.
Overheard by: badhairday
Categories:
Children,
Leadership,
Primary
March 21, 2009
Sister trying to recover from a bad lesson in Relief Society: You know… I don’t think we should worry so much about this. Its like that country song “Jesus Take The wheel”! Just let him drive you!
Overheard by: Sister Underwood
Categories:
General,
Relief Society
March 20, 2009
Woman leaning forward to a mother of 4 teenage daughters and two newly adopted toddler boys: I just want you to know how much we truly enjoy sitting and watching your new little family.
Mother: Oh, thank you so much!
Woman: Yeah, after all those years of watching you here with your four little perfect daughters all lined up… it’s just so nice to see you finally dealing with kids that act up all the time in church! Ha! You’re just like the rest of us!
Overheard by: Sisters In Zion
Categories:
Children,
General,
Relief Society,
Sacrament Meeting
