Overheard In The Ward

Bishop at New Year’s Eve youth activity: What’s the matter?
14-year-old Nick: I have tight pants.

Overheard by: Pins and Needles

Sister Dalton, during the Young Women’s General Broadcast: I know all the boy secrets! Tonight my sons have given me permission to reveal one of those secrets to you.
Madison: [leans forward in anticipation]
Sister Dalton: It is this… virtuous young men are attracted to virtuous young women.
Madison: I knew that!

Overheard by: Not-so-secret

Pre-Teen in testimony meeting: The church is true, etcetera, etcetera.

Overheard by: Jennifer

YM to sister: You’re just a big boob.
Sister, grabbing the bishop’s arm: Yeah, well the bishop loves big boobs.

Overheard by: no comment

Young Women: It’s modest as long as it covers your nipples.

Overheard by: Sister Tube Top

Retired RS Sister commenting on Stake Young Women’s musical fireside: It sounds like Britney Spears meets Janice Kapp Perry.

Overheard by: FullPews

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Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!

Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity