Overheard In The Ward

YM in priests quorum: Have you been baptized?
YM #2: What?
YM: By Jimmersion!

Overheard by: Brother Fredette

YW conducting opening exercises: We will now sing Choose The Right Hymn on page 239

Overheard by: Hymntastic

YW beehive member while choosing roles for an easter pageant: I want to be a virgin!

Overheard by: OilMyLamp

Deacon giving Mother’s Day talk in Sacrament talk: I searched the Internet to find the origins of Mother’s day. I found 4 different versions. I didn’t know which one was true, so I just picked the one I like the best.

Overheard by: HIStory

Member of the beehive class in ward with visiting member of the Quorum of the Seventy: In working on Personal Progress, we learn about service. We had a young women’s activity where we visited a couple at the nursing home and we played the game murder. We lied and cheated and killed each other and we really felt the Spirit.

Overheard by: Youth In Asia

Advice from a dating panel for a combined YM/YW activity: Never be alone while you’re dating. Never be alone! Even after you get married, you should never be alone.

Overheard by: Stacy

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12-year-old boy at church activity: Are you an adult or a teenager? Cause you look like a teenager, but talk like an adult.

Overheard by: Erin-An-E