Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!
Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming
Sunday school teacher: How did Joseph Smith die?
YM: He got drive-by’d
Overheard by: Kale
Boy scout: Hey…
Boy scout #2: What?
Boy scout: You have free agency to suck!
Overheard by: Hamburger Helper
LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?
Overheard by: Danny
YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!
Overheard by: Ohmygosh!
Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.
Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project
YM referring to ward clerk: What is the name of the guy who walks around checking who is singing?
Overheard by: Sister A. Cappella
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