Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.
Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!
Mia maid: I have a hard time saying I love you to my sister because it shows weakness.
Overheard by: Stick It Sis
Member of a stake presidency who was just released to become Stake Young Men’s president: We will have a scouting program that will surpass none!
Overheard by: Granger
Bishopric Councilor: The deacons will have their opening exorcism… er exercises in the multi purpose room.
Overheard by: Mickell
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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.
Overheard by: Mortal Life