Overheard In The Ward

17-soon to be 18- year old Laurel: I can’t wait until im in Relief Society. I’m sick of having to communicate with youngsters. Those women will understand me.

Overheard by: S. Hocked

15-year-old girl: There are no cute guys in our ward.
Mother: Don’t worry, all the cute boys are in different stakes, but you’ll find them.
12-year-old girl: Don’t they make an app for that? I mean they make apps for everything!

Overheard by: There’s-An-App-For-That

YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.

Overheard by: Bailey

YM Girl 1: We should all bear our testimonies next week!
YM Girl 2: You’re not my friend anymore.

Overheard by: Easy Come, Easy Go

Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.

Overheard by: Miss Daisy

Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!

Overheard by: Nikup

18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.

Overheard by: Gizmo