Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.
Overheard by: Miss Daisy
Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!
Overheard by: Nikup
18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.
Overheard by: Gizmo
Non-member boy to YM: Haha, your a Mormon.
YM: Yeah… and we believe in the laying on of hands. [hits other boy]
Overheard by: Prophecies and Promises
YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?
Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!
YM Leader to young man: I want you to know that you don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time… all you need is gunpowder.
Overheard by: Salt Peter
17-year-old YM: Will you go get 5 sets of The Bible? We need them for class.
16-year-old YM: The Bilbe? We don’t beleve in the Bible.
17-year-old YM: Umm… Yeah we do…
16-year-old YM: we do?
Overheard by: I’m still growing a foot or two…
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