Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!
Overheard by: Glad-Is Married
YSA
BYU single bearing testimony: If there’s ever a time when you should be immune to bearing your testimony it should be on your birthday, but I’m up here anyways. Now it just sounds like I’m trying to tell everyone it’s my birthday, but I’m not. However, I will be home in apartment 407 from 4:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. if you wanna bring a present or something by…
Overheard by: And I look good in blue.
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 03, 2009
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 3 Comments
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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.
Overheard by: Mortal Life
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 29, 2009
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 3 Comments
Young woman tearfully bearing testimony: I am so thankful to be in this ward. I love ya’ll so much. There isn’t anything in this world I love more. Well, except Momma’s pork chops.
Overheard by: Chanin Mauery
Testimony bearer at BYU ward: …and it’s just so nice being here since there are no temptations here at BYU.
Overheard by: And Unicorns Frolic In The Meadow
Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on August 29, 2009
General, Missionaries, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 2 Comments
General, Missionaries, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / 2 Comments
Seen in a BYU mission prep class essay: I want to take the Gospel to the Genitals.
Overheard by: Already Converted
