Overheard In The Ward

Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!

Overheard by: Willy Wonka

RS president: So how many children do you have?
Single Sister: I don’t have any.
RS president: Well, who is your husband?
Single Sister: Actually, I’m not married.
RS president genuinely perplexed: Oh. Well. Then. What is it that you do?

Overheard by: ASCP

BYU male: He just met someone new. I’m excited to see how quickly this progresses.
BYU male #2: He could be like my friend. Five weeks after his mission, he was married.

Overheard by: Sassy Single

BYU Freshman #1: If that happened, you would probably die.
BYU Freshman #2: Or worse, expelled!

Overheard by: Cynical Senior

YW: …you know like when you’re dancing in the shower?
YW Presidency: [laughter and snorting]
YW: …what? You guys don’t do that?

Overheard by: And she’ll be dancin’

BYU coed 1: So what are you taking this semester?
BYU coed 2: I’ve got 17 credits of kick-my-trash!

Overheard by: JonDH