Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.
Overheard by: Antiperspirant
Sunday School Teacher in YSA ward: Does anyone have announcements?
Guy: I just became a nephew yesterday! Oh wait…
Overheard by: Nursing Home Loving
Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.
Overheard by: Ate
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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!
Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.