Teacher: What was Alma going to do with his grown up son who was making bad mistakes? He couldn’t send him to time out …
Student dubiously: My brother is sixteen, and he still has to put his nose on the wall.
Overheard by: Ana
Sunday School
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 18, 2009
Children, Primary, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment
Children, Primary, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 12, 2009
General, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
General, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
Course 17 Teacher: So, what was the Liahona?
Student #1: It was toatally a compass, it showed them the way.
Student #2: No it was not like a compass. It was more like a baby monitor, because they were all like babies!
Overheard by: Sister Sunday School
Sunday School Teacher: Of all the miracles Jesus performed during his ministry, which one would you most like to have witnessed?
Member #1: I would like to have tasted the water that was turned into wine.
Member #2: I’ll drink to that!
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 25, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.
Overheard by: Wicket W. Warrick
Sunday school teacher: I don’t think the word of wisdom applies to us today because we have refrigeration. [Later same lesson] It says here something about smokeless tobacco. Well… I guess back then they had cigarettes that didn’t smoke.
Overheard by: Mom
