Overheard In The Ward

Sunday school teacher: What are some of the reasons we’re hesitant to talk about our beliefs with others?
Elder: I’m afraid people are going to ask me about my underwear.

Overheard by: Jill-E-B

Gospel doctrine teacher: So, Abraham and Sarah were very old when they conceived Isaac.
Class Member: Well, at least they had lots of sex in the meantime.

Overheard by: Amy

BYU YSA in sunday school: It was Korihor, or Nehor, or one of those Hors.

Overheard by: Becky

Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.

Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching

Bishop after phone went off during class with a loud rock song for a ringtone: Oops. That was a new version of Love at Home you’ve probably never heard it before.

Overheard by: Bishop Hendrix

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.

Overheard by: Antiperspirant