Overheard In The Ward

Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.

Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching

Bishop after phone went off during class with a loud rock song for a ringtone: Oops. That was a new version of Love at Home you’ve probably never heard it before.

Overheard by: Bishop Hendrix

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.

Overheard by: Antiperspirant

Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!

Overheard by: Glad-Is Married

Priest reading from the New Testament in class: Simon, whose username was Peter… wait…

Overheard by: BYUFreshWOman

Sunday School Teacher: Has anyone had someone do something that hurt their feelings?
Girl: Yes, my sister broke my Barbie this morning.
Teacher: Do you think you should forgive her? What do you think Jesus would do if she had broken his Barbie?
Girl: Find a really big stick and beat her until she bled!

Overheard by: Forgiveness is dependant on punishment