Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh
Overheard by: James C.
Sunday School
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 19, 2010
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.
Overheard by: Antiperspirant
Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!
Overheard by: Glad-Is Married
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 26, 2009
General, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment
General, Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment
Priest reading from the New Testament in class: Simon, whose username was Peter… wait…
Overheard by: BYUFreshWOman
Sunday School Teacher: Has anyone had someone do something that hurt their feelings?
Girl: Yes, my sister broke my Barbie this morning.
Teacher: Do you think you should forgive her? What do you think Jesus would do if she had broken his Barbie?
Girl: Find a really big stick and beat her until she bled!
Overheard by: Forgiveness is dependant on punishment
Sunday School Teacher: One of the most important things we can do for fast sunday is prepare for the fast. How do you think we should prepare to fast?
Class member: Go to an all-you-can-eat-buffet.
Overheard by: Side of Fries
Course 15-17 Sunday School Teacher: What was the last plague of Moses?
Student: The bubonic plague!
Overheard by: Brother Death
