Overheard In The Ward

Dad helping his son finish up a loooong testimony: … In the name of Jesus Christ…
4-year-old son: NO! I Don’t wanna do it like that!

Overheard by: tMeeting

Mother trying to drag her son away from the podium after bearing her testimony: C’Mon honey, it’s not our turn to talk anymore.
Son yelling: I don’t want to go now mom, I’m pooping!

Overheard by: Sister Snickering

Sister bearing her testimony in a singles ward: My name is Jane, for those of you who don’t want me. I mean, don’t know me.

Overheard by: Me Tarzan

Brother giving talk from pulpit: And I look forward to the Millennium when all the animals will be returned to the their true color… white. And the unicorns will return to the earth. Amen

Overheard by: Dodo Bird

First counselor in sacrament meeting having a lapse of memory: And this is Bishop, uh… uh…
Bishop Lowder whispering to him: Lowder! Lowder!
First counselor confused: Uhmm… uh…

Overheard by: Nick

Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song – Hark The Herald Angels Sin

Overheard by: Clipped Wings

5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”

Overheard by: Tash