Sister bearing testimony: I’m so grateful for my adopted parents, they raised me well and I know that I’ll always love them more than my real mother. I don’t care who she is because she didn’t want me so I don’t want her. I’ll never want her….
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for my mom because she is so cool she let us eat doughnuts and chocolate milk for breakfast this morning.
Overheard by: Kirstin
Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for Church and that we are all here today because if we weren’t here… ummm… we might be out robbing a casino or something.
Overheard by: Kirstin
Boy in sacrament meeting: Bread and water. Bread and water. That’s all they ever give us. I want a hot dog.
Overheard by: Tristi
Child in sacrament meeting: [cry... sniffle... whine...]
Dad as he takes child out: Save it for the closet.
Overheard by: Ramona
Counselor conducting meeting: We don’t know where the bishop is today, but if you see her, wish her a happy birthday.
Overhead by: Plain Sight Female
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