YSA Bishop: I would love to offer you my services… as a matchmaker. Even if you’ve gotten to the point where you’re tired of dating and want to just skip the whole dating process. Then, you can bring me your names, boys and girls, and I’ll just pair you up. I promise I’ll do a good job.
Overheard by: Bishop Yenta
Bishopric Counselor announcing musical numbers in sacrament meeting: The Aaronic Priesthood will then sing the Hymn Slightly Beams Our Father’s Mercy. Following our Stake President’s remarks our closing song will be Called to Service, Hymn 249.
Overheard by: JM
Husband, during the partaking of bread: If I’m hungry, can I take two pieces of bread?
Wife: You are horrible.
Overheard by: Dallske
Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.
Overheard by: Hoof Breath
5-year-old bearing testimony: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day… Oh wait.
Overheard by: Prayerimony
Mother: We aren’t allowed to have snacks in the chapel any more.
Child: Oh yes we are. You are forgetting they bring us the snackrament.
Overheard by: Holla!
11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.
Overheard by: Building Block Head
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