Expectant father bearing testimony: A pregnant wife is different than a regular wife.
Overheard by: Wincing Wardmember
Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Elders, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Emotional high councilor: I do have an assignment… I am a big boob, but that is besides the point.
Overheard by: Washed White
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Very tan young women giving talk: As you can all see… I’m totally toasted from this past weekend.
Man whispering: Wish I’d thought of that before I gave MY talk…
Overheard by: Queen Migraine
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Boy bearing testimony: I am so thankful for being LSD. It realy helps you through the trials… Oh! I mean LDS.
Overheard by: Emma
3-year-old boy: Mommy, do you know what those lights are back there?
Mom: Back where?
3-year-old boy pointing to choir seats: Behind there.
Mom: Oh, well, those are just lights.
3-year-old boy: Nuh-Uh! That is Jesus back there!
Overheard by: Bekah
Parent: Nicholas, that was your choice. You’re just going to have to live with the consequences now.
Nicholas: But, I don’t want to live with the Consequences, I want to live with you!
Overheard by: Bekah
Sister bearing testimony: I’m going to miss living here. In fact I’m going to miss it so much I’ve written a poem I’d like to share…
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
