Overheard In The Ward

Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.

Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out

10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.

Overheard by: Sis. Moon

Child during a silent Fast Sunday: Hancuff me. Handcuff me! HANDCUFF ME!!!

Overheard by: Mommy knows best

Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.

Overheard by: Snoring Grandson

Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.

Overheard by: Robert

Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]

Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch

Little girl during the sacrament: Grandma how come we can’t have butter and milk with the sacrament?
Grandma: Because the sacrament’s supposed to help us think about Jesus.
Little Girl: I can still think about Jesus with butter and milk!

Overheard by: Multitasking