Sacrament Meeting

Screw Ups

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 20, 2012
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.

Overheard by: Bailey

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Nap Kill

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 16, 2012
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Member of the stake presidency: Now would be a good time to take a nap… but I warn you, I do like to call on people that nap.

Overheard by: Sleepy

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We Aint Singing That One

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 27, 2012
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie

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Closer

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 25, 2012
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.

Overheard by: Bad meeting

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Does It Come In Flavors?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 18, 2012
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.

Overheard by: Y2KY

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Fast Sunday Rumbling

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 17, 2012
Children, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.

Overheard by: D. Con

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Mormon 101

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 03, 2012
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.

Overheard by: High Priests Know Best

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