Overheard In The Ward

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie

Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.

Overheard by: Bad meeting

High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.

Overheard by: Y2KY

7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.

Overheard by: D. Con

High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.

Overheard by: High Priests Know Best

Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.

Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out

10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.

Overheard by: Sis. Moon