RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh
Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup
RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh
Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup
Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
Sister to the old man walking down the hall: See you later, Brother Davis!
Brother Davis: Thanks for the warning!
Overheard by: Emily
Older Woman Talking to Group of Friends: Lindsay told me that was the first time she’s eaten pie. How are you 22-years-old and have never eaten pie?
Overheard by: TheLittlestMouse
Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.
Overheard by: Be-rad
RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!
Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who
Sister trying to recover from a bad lesson in Relief Society: You know… I don’t think we should worry so much about this. Its like that country song “Jesus Take The wheel”! Just let him drive you!
Overheard by: Sister Underwood