Relief Society

Terrible Twos

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 11, 2009
Children, Relief Society / No Comments

RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh

Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup

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Payer Diet

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 09, 2009
General, Relief Society, YSA / 1 Comment

Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the  brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…

Overheard by: JennyCraig

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You’re Welcome

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 04, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society / No Comments

Sister to the old man walking down the hall: See you later, Brother Davis!
Brother Davis: Thanks for the warning!

Overheard by: Emily

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That’s Just Un-American

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 07, 2009
General, Relief Society, YSA / 1 Comment

Older Woman Talking to Group of Friends: Lindsay told me that was the first time she’s eaten pie. How are you 22-years-old and have never eaten pie?

Overheard by: TheLittlestMouse

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Poor Grandpa

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 30, 2009
General, Relief Society, Sunday School / No Comments

Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.

Overheard by: Be-rad

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Collect All 57 Varieties

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 04, 2009
Children, General, Relief Society / No Comments

RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!

Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who

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Need A Good Driver?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 21, 2009
General, Relief Society / No Comments

Sister trying to recover from a bad lesson in Relief Society: You know… I don’t think we should worry so much about this. Its like that country song “Jesus Take The wheel”! Just let him drive you!

Overheard by: Sister Underwood

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