Overheard In The Ward

17-soon to be 18- year old Laurel: I can’t wait until im in Relief Society. I’m sick of having to communicate with youngsters. Those women will understand me.

Overheard by: S. Hocked

18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.

Overheard by: Gizmo

BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.

Overheard by: Lisa

RS Teacher: Today we are going to talk about President Uchtdorf’s most recent conference talk. I love President Uchtdorf because he is just so easy to listen to.
RS Sister mumbling: He’s pretty easy to look at too.

Overheard by: Rachel

Relief Society President: Do we have any visitors?
Visitor: Hi. I’m Stacy’s mom.
RS Sister under breath: I wonder if she’s got it going on.

Overheard by: Lindsay

Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.

Overheard by: Robert

Relief Society Counselor: Our opening hymn will be #45 Lead Me into Life Eternal
Relief Society Sister: Otherwise known as ‘Kill Me Now’.

Overhard by: Dartmouth Ward, Lakewood, Co