Overheard In The Ward

Sister: Somewhere inside of me there is a skinny gal screaming because the fat girl is sitting on her and eating pie.

Overheard by: GreenEyedDeb

5-year-old boy to his Relief Society secretary mother: How long has it been since Jesus was on earth?
Mother: Over 2,000 years.
5-year-old: I bet you are real tired of taking His messages.

Overheard by: Celestial Secretary

Front page of a sacrament meeting program: “Motherhood–A Scared and Holy Calling” -Boyd K. Packer

Overheard by: Still Chuckling

Sister giving lesson in relief society in singles ward: What things are you greatful for sisters?
Sister #1: Sunsets.
Sister #2: Boys.
Sister giving lesson: Well they are part of gods plan.

Overheard by: Sister Westwood

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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.

Overheard by: MamaOfMany

RS President during announcements: Here’s the meals-on-wheels sign up. The Relief Society is supposed to sign up for the first week and then we’ll send it to the Priesthood to sign up for the second week.
RS sister: No. That’s not right, my husband signed up for two days on the first week.
RS president: Not on this paper he didn’t.
RS sister: Well he told me he had already signed up.
RS president: Is there another sign up sheet?!
RS sister: I guess so.
RS president: Okay,hmmm, well we’re going to have to get back to everyone on that. We don’t want you signing up with someone else’s husband.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Sister bearing testimony in RS: I know that Elder Bednar says that we can choose whether or not to be offended. But you know what? I choose to be offended!

Overheard by: And I’m No Taking Casseroles to Anyone!