Primary Teacher: What does it mean to be baptized by immersion?
CTR 6 child: It means that you go through a car wash.
Overheard by: Rose Royce
Primary
Primary leader: Who can tell me what they know about the Holy Ghost?
Primary child: He is the best and most important Ghost in the history of the universe.
Overheard by: The Pottery Scene
Teacher, holding a picture of a baby being blessed: Who is the person praying in this picture?
Sunbeam: The baby!
Teacher: The baby is praying in this picture? What is the baby saying?
Sunbeam: “Help me!”
Overheard by: Morgen
Primary teacher: Who was Noah?
Child: The guy that did the thing in the place. You know what I’m talking about?
Overheard by: Passing YW
Primary teacher: Jesus told us to feed his sheep.
CTR 4 child: We saw some sheep in a field on the way to church today. There was a daddy sheep on top of a mommy sheep making a baby sheep!
Overheard by: Feeling Sheepish
Primary child: The three wise men brought gold, Frankenstein, and Myhr to the baby Jesus.
Overheard by: Advent Scripture Reading
Primary president: What happens to a person’s body when they die?
Primary child: It goes into storage for awhile.
Overheard by: Primary teacher
