Sharing time teacher: Where do you want to serve you mission?
William: In the land of Gospel.
Overheard by: Stephanie
Primary
Primary Teacher: I think I’ll make brownies for our primary class next week.
Primary Teacher #2: Can you put Nyquil in them?
Overheard by: not-drugging-our-kids
Primary Chorister: What am I doing if Katy is sick and I bake her some cookies and take them to her?
Sunbeam: Making her more sick!
Overheard by: Primary Pianist
Sharing time leader: What do your daddies have that make them leaders in your homes? It starts with the letter P…
4-year-old: A PENIS!
Sharing time leader: No, not peanuts… anyone else?
Overheard by: Becca
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Class teacher singing with class: I looked out the window and what did I see?
Exuberant 3-year-old: A garbage can!
Overheard by: Nursery chorister
Father prompting 4-year-olds talk: And it came to pass…
4-year-old: And it came to pass.. [giggle] …pass gas?
Overheard by: Karena
Young LDS boy attending Lutheran Vacation Bible School: Can we please sing Book of Mormon Stories now?
Overheard by: Lisa
