Child to teacher: You should vote for McCain, you have the same colored hair.
Overheard by: CottonCandy
Child to teacher: You should vote for McCain, you have the same colored hair.
Overheard by: CottonCandy
Primary children singing: Cherries hurt you, cherries hurt you!
Overheard by: Adan
5-year-old boy coloring pictures of examples of modest and immodest swimwear: It’s a bra and panties!
Teacher: No, it is a two piece swimsuit
Boy louder: Nu uh. it’s a bra and panties!
Teacher: it is a two piece swimsuit.
Boy even louder: Nu uh! It is a bra and panties!!
Teacher: Ok… it’s bra and panties. be quiet!
Overheard by: Three Shades of Red
Sunbeam talking about a father with shirt, tie, and earring: Is that a boy or a girl?
Primary Presidency: He is a boy.
Sunbeams in unison: But she’s wearing an earring!
Overheard by: Andrea
CTR 6 Teacher: We’re going to go around the room and you tell the class an activity and we’ll give it a thumbs up or down depending on whether or not it is a good Sabbath Day activity or not.
6-year-old-boy with thumbs up: Have sex!
Overheard by: Dr. Ruth
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Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!
Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity
Child loudly singing Called To Serve during Primary Program: Awkward, ever awkward…
Overheard by: Kjerstin