Primary

And the Same Freaky Teeth

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 11, 2008
Children, Primary / No Comments

Child to teacher:  You should vote for McCain, you have the same colored hair.

Overheard by: CottonCandy

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The Dreaded Bing

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 11, 2008
Children, Primary / 2 Comments

Primary children singing: Cherries hurt you, cherries hurt you!

Overheard by: Adan

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She Wore An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 10, 2008
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5-year-old boy coloring pictures of examples of modest and immodest swimwear: It’s a bra and panties!
Teacher: No, it is a two piece swimsuit
Boy louder: Nu uh. it’s a bra and panties!
Teacher: it is a two piece swimsuit.
Boy even louder: Nu uh! It is a bra and panties!!
Teacher: Ok… it’s bra and panties. be quiet!

Overheard by: Three Shades of Red

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Gold Hoops

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 09, 2008
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Sunbeam talking about a father with shirt, tie, and earring: Is that a boy or a girl?
Primary Presidency: He is a boy.
Sunbeams in unison: But she’s wearing an earring!

Overheard by: Andrea

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Keeping The Sabbath Day Holy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 09, 2008
Children, Primary / No Comments

CTR 6 Teacher: We’re going to go around the room and you tell the class an activity and we’ll give it a thumbs up or down depending on whether or not it is a good Sabbath Day activity or not.
6-year-old-boy with thumbs up: Have sex!

Overheard by: Dr. Ruth

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Make-a-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 06, 2008
Leadership, Primary, Young Men / Young Women / 9 Comments

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Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!

Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity

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Freudian Slip

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 04, 2008
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Child loudly singing Called To Serve during Primary Program: Awkward, ever awkward…

Overheard by: Kjerstin

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