Overheard In The Ward

CTR 6 Primary Teacher: We need to keep our minds clean and pure so that we can go to the temple some day.
6-year-old boy, sighing: My mind is already as dirty as a rotten egg.
Teacher: Why would you say that?
6-year-old boy: Because of all the bad things my brother says!

Overheard by: Janet T.

Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
Same 5-year-old boy: American Fork!

Overheard by: American Fork?

CTR6 teacher: We can pray for help when we need it. When have you prayed for help?
CTR6: One time, when the cops came to our house, I prayed my mom could hide so they wouldn’t find her.

Overheard by: Megan S-D

Primary teacher: Where did Jesus suffer for our sins?
7-year-old primary boy: The Garden of Galilee!

Overheard by: Jennifer

Primary Chorister teaching a song with the words ‘our home above: Where did you live before you came here?
6-year-old: Germany!

Overheard by: Church Mouse

Sunbeam teacher: Who knows what the three wise men brought baby Jesus?
3-year-old sunbeam: Oh I know! Gold, Fankenstein, and Smurfs!

Overheard by: Shaylee

Primary teacher: Okay, this team is too noisy. I’m going to take away a point.
6-year-old: Dammit!

Overheard by: Kik