Overheard In The Ward

CTR 5 primary teacher: What do you want people to think of when they think of your name?
Four-year-old: I want them to think that I love Jesus!
Primary teacher: That’s so sweet!  And what can you do so that everyone knows you love Jesus?
Four-year-old, after thinking for a minute, jumping to her chair and yelling: EVERYBODY! I LOVE JESUS!

Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson

Primary teacher: How did everyone like General Conference?
9-year-old boy: I was really bummed that I didn’t get to hear President Hinckley speak. I was expecting to hear from him.

Overheard by: Danielle

Primary president talking about the First Vision: We have faith that the First Vision really happened, because none of us were actually there.
CTR 5 boy: I wasn’t there, but I’ve seen the movie!

Overheard by: Great Cinematography

Primary teacher: Did you know that Heavenly Father is in control of EVERYTHING? Isn’t that great? Nothing happens without Him being in charge!
Four-year-old: Wow! So when I turn on the light, Heavenly Father sees me and claps His hands to make the lights come on?? I KNEW that’s how light switches worked!

Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson

Primary Counselor holding up a picture of Nephi: Who is this a picture of?
Senior Primary Child: Lame-uel!

Overheard by: Mom! Sam took the ball with the pointers…

7-year-old boy in sunday school class: Going in the water is like your sins being taken away
Boy #2: So, I dont want to go in after him, or i get his sins?

Overheard by: Exxon Valdez

New Sunbeam: I’m scared of three!

Overheard by: First Day of Sunbeams