CTR 5 teacher: Did anything exciting happen to you this week?
CTR 5 boy: Yes. My dad went to Home Depot and bought me these new church clothes and a Wii. …This sweater makes me really itchy.
Overheard by: Primarily Mesa
Primary
CTR 5 boy: We are friends and we kissed.
Other CTR 5 boy: Why are you telling them?!
Overheard by: Primarily Mesa
7-year-old: Dude, you rock.
7-year-old #2: Dude, everybody rocks.
7-year-old #3: Yeah, except for Satan. He doesn’t.
Overheard by: Mick Jagger
Sharing time leader: When we are being disobedient, the Holy Ghost is not always with us…
5-year-old interrupting: Yeah, cause he’s tattling to God about what we did!
Overheard by: Leah
Young boy: I’d like to bare my toast…
Overheard by: Tina
Primary chorister helping kids to practice song for Mother’s Day program: Mother Day is a special day…
Primary boy shouting: Its the day we get ready for Father’s Day!
Overheard by: The Nard Dog
Primary teacher: Let me share a riddle with you. What’s greater than God, more evil than Satan, the poor have it and the rich don’t need it. What is it?
Class: [No response]
Primary teacher: Think about it, what’s greater than God?
Class: [No response]
Primary teacher: Well, what’s more evil than Satan?
Valiant 9/10: Satan’s wife?
Overheard by: Teacher J
