Primary

Rotary Saws and Argyle Sweaters

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 17, 2010
Children, Parents, Primary / 1 Comment

CTR 5 teacher: Did anything exciting happen to you this week?
CTR 5 boy: Yes. My dad went to Home Depot and bought me these new church clothes and a Wii. …This sweater makes me really itchy.

Overheard by: Primarily Mesa

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Jesus Said Love Everyone

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 16, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

CTR 5 boy: We are friends and we kissed.
Other CTR 5 boy: Why are you telling them?!

Overheard by: Primarily Mesa

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Levels Of Rock

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 13, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

7-year-old: Dude, you rock.
7-year-old #2: Dude, everybody rocks.
7-year-old #3: Yeah, except for Satan. He doesn’t.

Overheard by: Mick Jagger

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Comforter and Tattle Tale

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 13, 2010
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Sharing time leader: When we are being disobedient, the Holy Ghost is not always with us…
5-year-old interrupting: Yeah, cause he’s tattling to God about what we did!

Overheard by: Leah

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Fasting Induced Testimonies

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 12, 2010
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Young boy: I’d like to bare my toast…

Overheard by: Tina

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Take A Back Seat Mom

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 10, 2010
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Primary chorister helping kids to practice song for Mother’s Day program: Mother Day is a special day…
Primary boy shouting: Its the day we get ready for Father’s Day!

Overheard by: The Nard Dog

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He Has A Wife?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 07, 2010
Children, General, Primary / 4 Comments

Primary teacher: Let me share a riddle with you. What’s greater than God, more evil than Satan, the poor have it and the rich don’t need it. What is it?
Class: [No response]
Primary teacher: Think about it, what’s greater than God?
Class: [No response]
Primary teacher: Well, what’s more evil than Satan?
Valiant 9/10: Satan’s wife?

Overheard by: Teacher J

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