Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!
Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes
Teacher: What can we do to make our faith grow stronger?
Sunbeam: Eat.
Teacher: Eat what?
Sundbeam: Eat chicken.
Overheard by: Loves Sunbeams
Child being dropped off for Nursery: I don’t want nursery mom! I want to see the world!
Overheard by: Lauren H.
5-year-old boy to his Relief Society secretary mother: How long has it been since Jesus was on earth?
Mother: Over 2,000 years.
5-year-old: I bet you are real tired of taking His messages.
Overheard by: Celestial Secretary
Primary leader during sharing time: Why is it important to always obey our parents?
CTR 5 boy: So we don’t make them mad and wreck their lives!
Overheard by: Dede B
Overtaxed-Primary Teacher helping a child say a closing prayer: Heavenly Father, Please bless we won’t run in the halls.
Child: Heavenly Father, please don’t run in the halls.
Overheard by: Minersville 2nd Ward
Sharing time leader: Now, bearing one another’s burdens is very important….
CTR 7-year-old: Especially now, because people are very sad! Do you know why?
Confused sharing time leader: Umm, why?
CTR 7-year-old: Because Obama is president!
Overheard by: Primary Graduate
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