Primary

Callings and Home Life

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 10, 2011
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Primary second counselor teaching sharing time: Do we have things we struggle with that we might need the Savior’s help with?
Primary child #1: I hate mornings!
Primary child #2: And Mondays!
Primary president’s son: And Sundays…

Overheard by: Sarah M.

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I Know My Rights

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 08, 2011
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New CTR 4: I don’t want to turn off the movie! I’m not going to put on my shoes! I’m not going to gymnastics!
CTR 4′s mom: You have to go. You promised you would.
CTR 4: You’re wrong! I can do whatever I want to. I’m choosing the right!

Overheard by: Not The Boss of Him

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Pursued By A Pachyderm

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 06, 2011
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Primary child: We believe in being honest, true, chased by an elephant…

Overheard by: Jumbo

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Loves, Fishes and Golf Tees

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 31, 2011
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Sunbeam teacher: All the people who came to hear Jesus were Hungry. Do you guys get hungry?
Very excited sunbeam: On sundays we see fishes and we get hungry and we go golfing like this! Whoosh!

Overheard by: Las Vegas GolfPro

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Busy Signal

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 13, 2011
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Primary president: Sometimes the answer to a prayer is ‘yes’. Sometimes it is ‘no’. And sometimes it is ‘not now’. Why might the answer sometimes be ‘not now’?
Small primary boy: Because Heavenly Father is busy!

Overheard by: Derek H.

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Whale of a Day

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 10, 2011
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Teacher: Which animal picture do you want to pick Adam?
Sunbeam: The whale!
Sunbeam #2: But I wanted the whale!
Teacher: Well Adam was reverent so he got to pick first, so he gets the whale.
Sunbeam #2 putting his face in his hands: My teacher is ruining my day!

Overheard by: Sis. Beluga

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No-Mobama

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 22, 2010
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Primary counselor teaching Sharing Time lesson on the Second Coming: When Christ comes again he’ll reign over the whole earth. That means no more King of England or President of the United States…
Primary child: Yay! No more Obama! I hope Christ comes soon!

Overheard by: Sarah McB

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