Overheard by: GrammarGuy
Primary
Nursery Teacher: When you turn 8, you will be baptized.
Nursery boy #1: I have been baptized.
Nursery boy #2: Me too. I was baptized.
Nursery girl: O Crap! I forgot to get baptized!
Overheard by: Whitney
Primary teacher: Run to the throne, not the phone. What does this quote mean?
Child: Run to the bathroom?
Overheard by: Kjudd
Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.
Overheard by: Cowgirl
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: Lee High
Music leader holding her arms up like she was flexing muscles: Nephi always did what was right. He was told to build a ship, and he was able to do that because the Lord gave him… what?
Valiant: Power tools!
Overheard by: Karen
8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…
Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty
