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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.
Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom
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Mom in FHE: Who told Joseph Smith where to find the gold plates?
5-year-old son: Angel Bologna!
Overheard by: ColdCuts
3-year-old during a confirmation: Mom, what are they doing up there?
Mom: Giving him the Holy Ghost.
3-year-old: Oooooo! Scary!
Overheard by: Speechless
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 23, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Dad helping his son finish up a loooong testimony: … In the name of Jesus Christ…
4-year-old son: NO! I Don’t wanna do it like that!
Overheard by: tMeeting
New Sunbeam: I’m scared of three!
Overheard by: First Day of Sunbeams
Two-year-old bedtime prayer: Please help me to know the truth. And help Mommy and Daddy give me more candy. And…
Overheard by: Snickering Mother
Little girl to mom upon returning home from church: Mom did you know that Santa is talked about in the Scriptures?
Mom: Oh really? Are you sure about that?
Little Girl: Well, I’m not totally positive but it does say Ho! Ho!
Overheard by: Bowl Full Of Jelly
