Mom: Tonight we are reading from the book of Enos.
4-year-old who is learning rhyming words: [giggle] That rhymes with penis.
Mom: Scripture time is over.
Overheard by: Drama Momma
Parents
Primary boy to dad: Dad am I a democrat or republican?
Dad: Republican.
Boy: Why?
Dad: Because democrats lie.
Boy: Oh, so when I was three, I was a democrat?
Overheard by: Honest Abe
