Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!
Overheard by: Checkerboard
Parents
6-year-old during General Conference: So you don’t want to go to church today… so you’re just watching it on TV?
Overheard by: Couch Potato
A first time dater dad while meeting the young man at the door: Go on honey, tell him what I taught you!
16-year-old on her first date: Mosiah 13:3 – Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me,
Dad: Do you understand the implications of that scripture son?
Young man: Very much sir.
Dad: Dont call me sir, too formal son.
Young man: Sorry ma’am. Er… Sorry, no disrespect bro. Does bro work, sir? Whoops, sorry.
Dad: take my daughter and leave son, you passed.
Overheard by: Handsfree
Young mother holding screaming child: Sorry, he just figured out he can scream, and he thinks he’s funny. I thought he’d be sleeping through sacrament by now.
Older Sister pointing to sleeping husband: They usually don’t start that ’til they’re forty.
Overheard by: Thomas S
Boy talking to mother: Hey, mum? I’ve got a new rule—be allergic to Satan!
Overheard by: Evil Hives
Daughter: Here’s a valentine I made for you Mom.
Single mom: Thanks. I love you, too.
Daughter: Did you read the bottom?
Single mom: Yes. It says Priceless.
Daughter: Oh… I thought it said Princeless.
Overheard by: Belated Valentine
Girl: My grandma died and then I got a new one and she got me this new dress.
Overheard by: She Has The New Car Smell
