Father quizzing kids about what they learned from the Book of Mormon: When Nephi was building the ship, what happened when his brothers mocked him and tried to hurt him?
6-year-old: Oh, I know! He powered up and his brothers fell on the ground!
Overheard by: Nintendo Generation
Women in the hall: If you see a 7-year old without a mother, he’s mine.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Mom: Look at the nativity sweetie, who are these people?
Little girl: Well, there is baby Jesus, and his mommy Mary, and there is the baby Jesus’ daddy, Joe Christ.
Overheard by: Angel G-jizzle
Mother: So after we are baptized we receive the gift of the…
Daughter: Pretty dress!
Overheard by: Britney
6-year-old pointing to picture of Christ on the cross: And that’s his crown of thorns, and the bad men put a sign over him that says ‘King of the Juice.’ Why would they say ‘King of the Juice,’ Mom? What kind of juice?
Overheard by: Emily
Boy #1: That’s my drawing of my mommy.
Boy #2: Your mom looks funny.
Boy #1 distraught: No she doesn’t.
Overheard by: Heather
Young girl who just found out the primary president was moving: I’m going to miss her sooo much!
Mom: I know honey, but Heavenly Father is going to call someone really great, and you gonna love her too!
Girl: WAIT!..Heavenly Father has a phone?
Overheard by: Sis C-more
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