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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.
Overheard by: The Stork
Parents
Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
3-year-old pointing to a picture of Christ after learning the song ‘When He Comes Again’: Look mom, it’s Harold Angel.
Overheard by: George Bailey
Mom giving a FHE lesson on prophets and the Book of Mormon: So what would have happened if Nephi hadn’t gone back to get the brass plates?
4-year-old: ohhh, that would have been a bad choice, because… then they’d have no plates to eat their food on!
Overheard by: Fine China and Scriptures
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 12, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Sister giving a talk on food storage in sacrament meeting: I ground my own wheat and made ‘meat’ from gluten. My kids never knew it wasn’t real meat.
Grown son in congregation, under his breath: Oh, I knew it wasn’t real meat.
Overheard by: Tastes just like chicken
5-year-old boy: Mom, did Jesus make snot?
Overheard by: Wendy
