Overheard In The Ward

Nursery teacher holding picture of the first vision: This is when Heavenly Father and Jesus spoke to Joseph Smith.
2-year-old child: Why did they push him down?
Nursery teacher: No, it was the holy spirit that overwhelmed him.
2-year-old child: Well… then the holy spirit should say he’s sorry because were not supposed to push anyone down.

Overheard by: The pricipal is love thy neighbor

Nursery-aged Katie: Grandma, Jesus has the keys.
Grandma: He has the keys?
Katie: Yup. To my cart.
Grandma: To your Heart?
Katie: No. My cart.
Mom: To your car?
Katie: Yes my car too. But they don’t fit.
Mom: The keys don’t fit.
Grandma: To you car?
Katie: Yes!

Overheard by: Baffled

2-year-old during general conference: Look Mommy, It’s President Muffin!

Overheard by: Laree

Mother to 2-year-old son: We don’t kick people at church, remember? We only kick at home.

Overheard by: Jessie

Nursery Teacher to child: Oh that looks fun… what are you doing?
Child in Nursery: I’m making pizza for the [spooky voice] The Hoooooly Ghost!

Overheard by: kgalore

Mom giving lesson on the nativity: …and King Herod was mean to the Jews.
2-year-old: Why? I like juice!

Overheard by: JJ

Primary President: Next week’s Primary Program is a special opportunity to be a missionary because who will be there that normally wouldn’t be in sacrament meeting?
7-year-old: Jews!

Overheard by: jondh