Overheard In The Ward

Nursery Teacher: When you turn 8, you will be baptized.
Nursery boy #1: I have been baptized.
Nursery boy #2: Me too. I was baptized.
Nursery girl: O Crap! I forgot to get baptized!

Overheard by: Whitney

2-year-old after nursery: Where’s mommy?
5-year-old sister: Remember, mommy doesnt work in primary anymore. She got fired!

Overheard by: Ward Employment Specialist

Mom holding up a stick of butter to two-year old daughter while cooking: What’s this?”
Two-year old: Jesus!

Overheard by: FHE Slacker

Nursery teacher: What’s your favorite color?
Nursery child: Jesus

Overheard by: Ann

Teacher: What is something your brothers and sisters do to help you?
4-year-old: They help me run away from monsters.

Overheard by: Sulley and Mike

Nursery Leader greeting a visiting Nursery Child: What is your name little girl?
Nursery child named Wendy: Dorothy
Nursery leader: Well, where are you from, Dorothy?
Wendy: Kansas

Overheard by: Sister Glenda Of The East

Teacher: We’re going to be talking about Luke today. Luke was one of Jesus’ friends.
3-year-old: No he wasn’t! He was a Jedi!

Overheard by: Gaffney