Nursery

And Hockey Too

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 30, 2010
Children, Nursery, Primary / 1 Comment

Nursery Leader teaching class: Heavenly Father has given us animals on this Earth. What is this a picture of?
Class: a cat!
2 year-old with broader vision: I love cats. And Canada.

Overheard by: C Is For Random - Columbus Indiana 2nd Ward

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Escape Plans

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 27, 2009
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Two-year-old singing: Lead me, guide me, walk beside me, help me run away…

Overheard by: N3r8d

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Nursery 90210

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 24, 2009
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Nursery leader: Time to play puzzle!
Future surgeon: O boy, I love to reconstruct Bob the Builder’s face.

Overheard by: Rhinoplasty

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Starts With Pee

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 09, 2009
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Nursery Leader: What is something that daddies have that mommies don’t?
Nursery child: A pee pee!

Overheard by: Brittany

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Captain Obvious

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 10, 2009
Children, Nursery, Primary / 1 Comment

Nursery teacher: What did we learn about today?
3-year-old: The lesson.

Overheard by: Marilla

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What The Sacrament Means

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 04, 2009
Children, Nursery, Primary / No Comments

2-and-a-half-year-old: Are we going to snack-ra-ment now?

Overheard by: Ali

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Holy Ghost Bullying

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 27, 2009
Children, Nursery, Primary / No Comments

Nursery teacher holding picture of the first vision: This is when Heavenly Father and Jesus spoke to Joseph Smith.
2-year-old child: Why did they push him down?
Nursery teacher: No, it was the holy spirit that overwhelmed him.
2-year-old child: Well… then the holy spirit should say he’s sorry because were not supposed to push anyone down.

Overheard by: The pricipal is love thy neighbor

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