Substitute primary teacher: Can anyone tell me who gets the Priesthood in our church?
CTR 6 girl: The dudes.
Overheard by: Surfer Primary Class
Children
Little boy after eating Burger King: Aren’t fries good for you?
Mom: No!
Little boy: Then why do we eat them all the time?
Overheard by: Bailey
Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.
Overheard by: Parkay
Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.
Overheard by: Melty YW
8-year-old girl while her sister is adding eggs to make cookies: Poor little chickies. Poor little chickies.
Overheard by: Chirp chirp chirp
Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!
Overheard by: Checkerboard
Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!
Overheard by: Carta
