Primary teacher: Run to the throne, not the phone. What does this quote mean?
Child: Run to the bathroom?
Overheard by: Kjudd
Children
Primary teacher: Only white clothes and clean things are allowed in the temple.
Child: So my black bunny can’t get married in the temple?
Primary teacher: Yep!
Child: I guess he will just stay single.
Overheard by: Cowgirl
Young girl: Do you know what would be funny? If someone named their kid The Brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say Brother of Jared. Then they would say, “so your brothers name is Jared?” And then he would say, “no my brother’s name is Bob.”
Overheard by: Mahonri Moriancumer
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: Lee High
7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.
Overheard by: D. Con
Music leader holding her arms up like she was flexing muscles: Nephi always did what was right. He was told to build a ship, and he was able to do that because the Lord gave him… what?
Valiant: Power tools!
Overheard by: Karen
Temple fireside speaker: I am so grateful to be sealed for eternity to my beautiful four children, and staying sealed to their father is the sacrifice I make, the price I pay.
Overheard by: Sacrifices
