Primary teacher: We can prayer for anything and our prayers will always be answered.
Little boy: So, if we pray for pizza we’ll get some!
Overheard by: Dominoes
Children
Primary boy responding to lesson on idolatry: So, like the Indians worshiped totem poles?
Primary boy #2: No. Indians don’t exist anymore.
Primary boy #1: Yeah they do. They all live in Africa.
Primary boy #2: No. The pioneers chased them all away.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
CTR 6 Primary Teacher: We need to keep our minds clean and pure so that we can go to the temple some day.
6-year-old boy, sighing: My mind is already as dirty as a rotten egg.
Teacher: Why would you say that?
6-year-old boy: Because of all the bad things my brother says!
Overheard by: Janet T.
Mother explaining Easter and resurrection to a 4-year-old: So even though He was dead, and His body was buried, He came alive again!
4-year-old: So then He was a zombie?
Overheard by: Media House
Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.
Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!
Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
Same 5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: American Fork?
CTR6 teacher: We can pray for help when we need it. When have you prayed for help?
CTR6: One time, when the cops came to our house, I prayed my mom could hide so they wouldn’t find her.
Overheard by: Megan S-D
