8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…
Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty
Children
Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.
Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out
4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!
Overheard by: Training Permit
10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.
Overheard by: Sis. Moon
Young girl: I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladders and Skates.
Overheard by: Big Snakes
Sharing time leader explaining what “burning the chips for fuel” means: Cow pies?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Dung?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Buffalo waste?
5-yr-old girl: Are you trying to say poop?
Overheard by: Keeping Warm
Child during a silent Fast Sunday: Hancuff me. Handcuff me! HANDCUFF ME!!!
Overheard by: Mommy knows best
