Young girl: I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladders and Skates.
Overheard by: Big Snakes
Children
Sharing time leader explaining what “burning the chips for fuel” means: Cow pies?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Dung?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Buffalo waste?
5-yr-old girl: Are you trying to say poop?
Overheard by: Keeping Warm
Child during a silent Fast Sunday: Hancuff me. Handcuff me! HANDCUFF ME!!!
Overheard by: Mommy knows best
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 02, 2011
Children, Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Children, Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.
Overheard by: Gizmo
CTR 4-5 class Teacher: How can we get to the temple?
5-year-old girl: Drive or walk.
Teacher: Yes, but how can go inside the temple?
4-year-old boy: By using the doors.
Teacher: Yes, you are absolutely correct… Anyway, Heavenly Father wants us to go to the temple someday…
Overheard by: Didi M.
Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?
Overheard by: Suckers
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 18, 2011
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments
2-year-old after nursery: Where’s mommy?
5-year-old sister: Remember, mommy doesnt work in primary anymore. She got fired!
Overheard by: Ward Employment Specialist
