Overheard In The Ward

Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!

Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes

8-year-old boy bearing his testimony: God loves everyone-even the Catholics.

Overheard by: Julie

3-year-old pointing to the newly called Bishopric sitting on the stand: Momma why is that man sitting in the Bishop’s chair?
Mom: That’s the new Bishop.
3-year-old yelling: No he isn’t! That’s not the Bishop! There’s an impostor running around!

Overheard by: Dede B

Teacher: What can we do to make our faith grow stronger?
Sunbeam: Eat.
Teacher: Eat what?
Sundbeam: Eat chicken.

Overheard by: Loves Sunbeams

Child being dropped off for Nursery: I don’t want nursery mom! I want to see the world!

Overheard by: Lauren H.

Father: Does anyone know where in the Bible is the first mention of music?
8-year-old daughter: Well, I don’t READ the Bible so I don’t know why you’re asking ME.

Overheard by: Natasha

Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.

Overheard by: Spencer E.