Overheard In The Ward

Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.

Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy

Teacher: We’re going to be talking about Luke today. Luke was one of Jesus’ friends.
3-year-old: No he wasn’t! He was a Jedi!

Overheard by: Gaffney

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2-year-old: Mommy, can I have some water?
Mother: After the prayer sweetheart. Do you want to say it?
2-year-old: Sure. Dear Heavenly Father, Can I have some water?

Overheard by: Todd

6–year-old during the sacrament: Where’s the butter?

Overheard by: And bigger cups too

5-year-old in sacrament meeting looking up from her coloring pages: Is he STILL talking?

Overheard by: Jilly Bean

4-year-old to mother: I gave Izzy [the dog] the kiss of her dreams!

Overheard by: Natasha

Ward Camp Director teaching fire safety: Girls, what type of clothing should you be wearing if you are going to be cooking over a fire?
Sweet 1st year beehive: Modest!

Overheard by: JJ