Primary boy to dad: Dad am I a democrat or republican?
Dad: Republican.
Boy: Why?
Dad: Because democrats lie.
Boy: Oh, so when I was three, I was a democrat?
Overheard by: Honest Abe
Children
Father prompting 4-year-olds talk: And it came to pass…
4-year-old: And it came to pass.. [giggle] …pass gas?
Overheard by: Karena
Young LDS boy attending Lutheran Vacation Bible School: Can we please sing Book of Mormon Stories now?
Overheard by: Lisa
Primary President: Do any of you kids have any experiences with praying?
Senior primary girl: I do! I once prayed to Heavenly Father that I would get a Wii for Christmas and I did!
Overheard by: Abby
Counselor in Bishopric: Did you know Heavenly Father hears and answers our prayers.
5-year-old boy: He doesn’t answer my prayers! Did you know I prayed to be invisible?
Overheard by: The Invisible Man
3-year-old boy: Mommy, do you know what those lights are back there?
Mom: Back where?
3-year-old boy pointing to choir seats: Behind there.
Mom: Oh, well, those are just lights.
3-year-old boy: Nuh-Uh! That is Jesus back there!
Overheard by: Bekah
Parent: Nicholas, that was your choice. You’re just going to have to live with the consequences now.
Nicholas: But, I don’t want to live with the Consequences, I want to live with you!
Overheard by: Bekah
