Sunbeam teacher: So Avery, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Avery: A squeedo.
Sunbeam teacher: Like a mo-squito?
Avery: Yeah, a squeedo.
Overheard by: Mamahill
Children
Primary teacher to class: What are sone of the temptations you might face in your life?
8-year-old answer: Childhood obesity?
Overheard by: At least he didn’t say “Alien Arm Syndrome”
6-year-old during General Conference: So you don’t want to go to church today… so you’re just watching it on TV?
Overheard by: Couch Potato
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 03, 2011
Children, General, Leadership, Primary / No Comments
Children, General, Leadership, Primary / No Comments
Member of the primary presidency: What does accountable mean?
Primary boy: It means you eat people.
Overheard by: I get the drumstick!
Primary teacher: Does Jesus really live again?
Child #1: No.
Child #2 lightly smacking his friends arm: Ah, he was resurrected dude!
Overheard by: CTR5
A first time dater dad while meeting the young man at the door: Go on honey, tell him what I taught you!
16-year-old on her first date: Mosiah 13:3 – Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me,
Dad: Do you understand the implications of that scripture son?
Young man: Very much sir.
Dad: Dont call me sir, too formal son.
Young man: Sorry ma’am. Er… Sorry, no disrespect bro. Does bro work, sir? Whoops, sorry.
Dad: take my daughter and leave son, you passed.
Overheard by: Handsfree
Boy talking to mother: Hey, mum? I’ve got a new rule—be allergic to Satan!
Overheard by: Evil Hives
