Overheard In The Ward

Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.

Overheard by:  Wicket W. Warrick

Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.

Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?

Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!

Overheard by: Willy Wonka

Primary President:  Well, we were going to meet on the stage…
High Priest Group Leader: We’ll move.
Elders Quorum President: Yeah, they can sleep anywhere.

Overheard by: Stephsterr, The YW Prez

Expectant father bearing testimony: A pregnant wife is different than a regular wife.

Overheard by: Wincing Wardmember