Older gentleman beginning his talk after a music number where the singers accidentally sang the second verse twice and had to go back and correct themselves: Well, that was going really well… until the song.
Overheard by: MommaT
High Priests
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 29, 2009
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / 4 Comments
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / 4 Comments
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 21, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / No Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / No Comments
Bishop in priesthood meeting holding up each piece of gear following the Fathers and Sons Outing: There’s a lantern, a couple of sleeping bags, this tent, and… Hey! This is my stuff!
Overheard by: Holladay
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Advanced Aged High Priest: These cold metal chairs! My hemorrhoids don’t agree with them too much…
Young Men’s Advisor to an Elder: I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that.
Overheard by: Brethren, let’s separate for quorum activities
First speaker in the evening Stake Priesthood Meeting: He had just been called as a sealer, and I asked him if would be available on… let’s see, do I remember my son’s anniversary? Do I remember my own anniversary? It’s today! It was my anniversary today!
Overheard by: The Back Row
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on August 04, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society / No Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society / No Comments
Sister to the old man walking down the hall: See you later, Brother Davis!
Brother Davis: Thanks for the warning!
Overheard by: Emily
High Priest to 30-something Single Sister he just met: So you’re not married?
Single Sister: No, I’m not. My older sister and I live together.
High Priest: She’s not married either?
Single Sister: Nope.
High Priest: What’s wrong with the women in your family?
Overheard by: Seriously?
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 10, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 1 Comment
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 1 Comment
Stake President to overheated EQ Counselor: There are three things that we as members of the Church aren’t ready for yet in this life. First, we’re not ready to receive the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon. Second, we’re not ready to live the Law of Consecration in its fullness. Third, we’re not ready to have the heating and air conditioning in any of our chapels work properly. I hope that by the Millennium the Lord sees fit to grant us proper temperature controls in our buildings… otherwise, it’s going to be a long thousand years.
Overheard by: slurpeefiend
