LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?
Overheard by: Danny
General
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 06, 2011
General, Singles, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
General, Singles, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
On the back of a 1/4 page flier in the Cougareat:
NEED A HUSBAND?
I’M DESPARATE AND
LOOKING TO SETTLE.
CALL OR TEXT NOW!!!
303-555-9707
Overheard by: Cody
BYU biology professor: Yes, all the elements we’re made of come from stars. So Jesus may want you for a sunbeam, but too late. You already are.
Overheard by: Scatter Sunshine
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 03, 2011
General, Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
General, Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!
Overheard by: Ohmygosh!
BYU student: I prophesy that I’ll do poor on my biology test. Every time I try to study, songs from Enchanted pop into my head!
Overheard by: Jarom
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 30, 2011
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Mother: We aren’t allowed to have snacks in the chapel any more.
Child: Oh yes we are. You are forgetting they bring us the snackrament.
Overheard by: Holla!
LDS dentist radio ad: I know my new teeth are true.
Overheard by: And My Family Loves Me
