Recently Returned Missionary: I don’t think it’s enough to hold to the Iron Rod. I think you need to straddle it.
Overheard by: Giddyup
General
Elder: I totally think the blond Eve is hotter than the brunette Eve…
Overheard by: Doster
Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.
Overheard by: Tiny Tim
Emotional high councilor: I do have an assignment… I am a big boob, but that is besides the point.
Overheard by: Washed White
Primary Pres: Next, we will have a scripture by Bro. Cook.
4-year-old on front row: Cook! That is the name of the American Idol!
Overheard by: Ramona
YSA: Oh heavens, both of your thighs together is one of mine.
YSA #2: But you have other things…like a great fashion sense.
YSA: Oh don’t play the She’s Got A Great Personality card!
Overheard by: Nice Shaped Hands
3-year-old Sean*: Where are we going?
Father: We’re going to Fathers and Sons.
3-year-old Sean: What’s Fathers and Sons?
Father: Its like a party… Connor and Cotter will be there with their dads. No moms or sisters get to come.
Sean: Oh… so only penises?
Father: Uhhh… sure.
Overheard by: Big Brother Johnson
