Overheard In The Ward

6-year-old during General Conference: So you don’t want to go to church today… so you’re just watching it on TV?

Overheard by: Couch Potato

Member of the primary presidency: What does accountable mean?
Primary boy: It means you eat people.

Overheard by: I get the drumstick!

Primary teacher: Does Jesus really live again?
Child #1: No.
Child #2 lightly smacking his friends arm: Ah, he was resurrected dude!

Overheard by: CTR5

Young mother holding screaming child: Sorry, he just figured out he can scream, and he thinks he’s funny. I thought he’d be sleeping through sacrament by now.
Older Sister pointing to sleeping husband: They usually don’t start that ’til they’re forty.

Overheard by: Thomas S

YSA sunday school teacher: There was a leper. Can somebody quickly tell me what leprosy is?
RM: Leprosy was a disease, and nobody wanted to catch it, but it was very contagious, and very hampering on the skin. It made you have to change clothes every day!

Overheard by: What Is Diarrhea Mouth?

Boy talking to mother: Hey, mum? I’ve got a new rule—be allergic to Satan!

Overheard by: Evil Hives

Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.

Overheard by: Hoof Breath