Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!
Overheard by: Carta
General
Sunbeam teacher: So Avery, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Avery: A squeedo.
Sunbeam teacher: Like a mo-squito?
Avery: Yeah, a squeedo.
Overheard by: Mamahill
Primary teacher to class: What are sone of the temptations you might face in your life?
8-year-old answer: Childhood obesity?
Overheard by: At least he didn’t say “Alien Arm Syndrome”
6-year-old during General Conference: So you don’t want to go to church today… so you’re just watching it on TV?
Overheard by: Couch Potato
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 03, 2011
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Member of the primary presidency: What does accountable mean?
Primary boy: It means you eat people.
Overheard by: I get the drumstick!
Primary teacher: Does Jesus really live again?
Child #1: No.
Child #2 lightly smacking his friends arm: Ah, he was resurrected dude!
Overheard by: CTR5
Young mother holding screaming child: Sorry, he just figured out he can scream, and he thinks he’s funny. I thought he’d be sleeping through sacrament by now.
Older Sister pointing to sleeping husband: They usually don’t start that ’til they’re forty.
Overheard by: Thomas S
