Overheard In The Ward

Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.

Overheard by: Parkay

Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.

Overheard by: Melty YW

Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!

Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming

Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!

Overheard by: Checkerboard

Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!

Overheard by: Carta

Sunbeam teacher: So Avery, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Avery: A squeedo.
Sunbeam teacher: Like a mo-squito?
Avery: Yeah, a squeedo.

Overheard by: Mamahill

Primary teacher to class: What are sone of the temptations you might face in your life?
8-year-old answer: Childhood obesity?

Overheard by: At least he didn’t say “Alien Arm Syndrome”