Overheard In The Ward

Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]

Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch

Husband, during the partaking of bread: If I’m hungry, can I take two pieces of bread?
Wife: You are horrible.

Overheard by: Dallske

BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.

Overheard by: Julie

Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.

Overheard by: Parkay

Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.

Overheard by: Melty YW

Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!

Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming

Teacher to a class of sunbeams: When you go home what are you going to tell you mom and dad you learned about?
Sunbeams: We learned GAMES!

Overheard by: Checkerboard