Overheard In The Ward

Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Choir director explaining what a D.S. al coda is to the choir: So when you see this squiggly thing, go back to page four.
Choir member: So, it’s kind of like a choose your own adventure book?

Overheard by: Janet T.

Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.

Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!

Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
Same 5-year-old boy: American Fork!

Overheard by: American Fork?

RS Teacher: Today we are going to talk about President Uchtdorf’s most recent conference talk. I love President Uchtdorf because he is just so easy to listen to.
RS Sister mumbling: He’s pretty easy to look at too.

Overheard by: Rachel

Relief Society President: Do we have any visitors?
Visitor: Hi. I’m Stacy’s mom.
RS Sister under breath: I wonder if she’s got it going on.

Overheard by: Lindsay

Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.

Overheard by: Snoring Grandson